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Boudreaux's Hat
Boudreaux once spent days lookin' for his new hat. Finally, he
decide
dat
if he go to church on Sunday an sit at da back, durin da service he could
sneak out an grab a hat frum
da rack at da front door. So, on da
followin
Sunday, Boudreaux went to church an sat at da back. Da sermon
was bout
da
Ten Commanments. He sat through da whole sermon an instead of sneaking
out
he wait til
da preachin was over an went to talk to da priest. "Fadar
Pierre," Boudreaux say, "I came here today to steal a hat
to replace da
one
I lost. But you sermon on da Ten Commanments make me change my mind,
yea."
Fadar Pierre say,
"Bless you my son. Was it wen I start to preach dou !
shall not steal, dat changed you heart?" Boudreaux say, "Mais
non, it
was
da one on adultry. Wen you start to preach on dat, I remember where I
left
dat hat, me."
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Thibodeaux's Helicopter
One day Boudreaux walked into Thibodaux's house & asked him may what's that in ya front yard?? Thibodaux said "may it
a helicopter." Boudreaux says "may a helicopter. What it do?" Thibodaux say "come see I show ya." They walk in the yard. Thibodaux
gets in and takes off strait up into the clouds. After a while Boudreaux hears a loud noise and Thibodaux and helicopter come
crashing down. So Boudreaux walks around and finds Thibodaux laying on da ground all cut-up. Boudreaux asks "may Thibodaux
what happen? " Thibodoux say "may Boudreaux I was going up in dat helicopter der and it got cold so I turned off the fan!!!!!!"
:)
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